Archive for November, 2008

Way Better Than Transparent Tape

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Except…they made the dispenser invisible, too.
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Stable As A Chicken's Head

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

My new catchphrase: “Why, that tharrr is as stable as a chicken’s head!”
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No Parking, Etc.

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Private Parking – Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray-painted with rude slogans…immediately after being used as a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery.
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