Not recommended for homes with children or mentally-handicapped people…or pets… or angry spouses, or trolls….or people that value their toes. Amazingly enough, this actually appears to be a REAL product.
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Larry was in trouble. He ‘d forgotten his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than six seconds. And it’d BETTER be there.”
The next morning, Larry got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window…and sure enough, there was a gift-wrapped box in the middle of the driveway.
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Cats are known for many things. The dexterity to always land on their feet and the cleanliness of their fur coats. The ability to knock over a lamp or slam into a screen door and casually continue along as if nothing happened. The nerve to shred your furniture with their claws and somehow look cute doing it. The thoughtfulness of bringing home their latest bird catch and dropping it off at the backdoor as a “present” for you. Cats are not known, however, for their ability to learn and obey the commands of their owners. That’s where the Control-a-Cat Remote Control can come in handy. Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best. With buttons for “Stop Scratching”, “Show Affection”, “Remain Aloof” and others, you’ll be in control in no time. It’s finally your turn to make your cat do what you want. Available at ThinkGeek.com
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