Made Me Laugh

One word, wow. I think she works on her tan more than her camera presence. I wonder what kids today are going to look back and laugh at.

This is my favorite sneezing baby Panda.

- When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
- Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It’s just stale bread to begin with.
- When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
- Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car is not called a racist?
- Why are wise man and a wise guy opposites?
- Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
- If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
- Why isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?