Made Me Laugh

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

- Why is the word big so little and the word little so big?

- Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

- Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- How do I set my laser printer on stun?

- How is it possible to have a civil war?

- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?