Archive for January, 2010

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Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

A recent notice posted in English at a hotel resort in a non-English speaking country.

  • Please do not take the hotel property things, any damages and lost will be charged for examples: key, cup, towel
  • Prohibited to carry or keep the sharp weapons or gunfire
  • Do not make noisy that will detrimentally affect the comfort of safety of other guests in hotel
  • Carry or keep the pets are not permitted
  • Please do not carry or consume the stink meals (durians)
  • Prostitute is not allowed
  • Prohibited to drink / carroused in the room
  • Please do not leave your valuable things in the room, we may not be responsible for the lost