Made Me Laugh

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and tells him that her body hurts wherever and whenever she touches it. “That sounds odd,” said the doctor. “Show me.” So she reached around and touched her finger on her elbow, and screamed in agony. Then she touched her knee and cried out again. Finally, she touched her ankle and screamed again. In between her sobs, she said, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. What’s WRONG with me?”