Why Women are Not Allowed to Use Duct Tape
Duct tape, of course, is one of the great connective tools in all the universe. But it can clearly be used for evil when it falls into the wrong hands. A perfect example (obviously perpetrated by a woman…) is this toilet seat taped DOWN.

April 18th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
So what if its taped down? Use it anyway and see how long it stays that way!