Made Me Laugh

This is for all the germ-conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean:

John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John’s grandfather prepared a breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather: “Are these plates clean?” His grandfather replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get ‘em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!”

For lunch, the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, “Are you SURE these plates are clean…??”

Without looking up the old man said, “I told ya, Sonny… those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now dontcha fret, I don’t want to hear another word ‘bout it!”

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town. As he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass. John called out, saying: “Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car”.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted:

“COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN…!!!!”
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Meet Coldwater: