Made Me Laugh

- If cats and dogs didn’t have fur would we still pet them?
- If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?
- If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
- If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
- If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
- If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
- If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
- Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?
- Why do they call it “chili” if it’s hot?

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