Made Me Laugh

- Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
- I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.
- The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
- Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
- Corduroy pillows: they’re making headlines!
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
- Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
- Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
- Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
- All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.