Hunting Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

He responded, “Hunting flies.”

“Oh. Killing any?”

“Yep,” he replied. “3 males, 2 females.”

Intrigued, she asked: ”How can you tell them apart?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can…2 were on the phone.”

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