Made Me Laugh

Deep Thoughts

- Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
- Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
- Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
- If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
- Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
- If “con” is the opposite of “pro,” then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
- Why do we wait until a pig is dead to “cure” it?
- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
- War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left.