Made Me Laugh

My wife (who is blonde) came running up to me in the driveway the other day…just jumping for joy!

I didn’t know why she was jumping for joy but I thought: “what the heck?”, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”

I said, “Great. Tell me what you’re so happy about.”

She stopped jumping just long enough to tell me that she was pregnant. I was ecstatic! We’d been trying for a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”

Then, she said “Oh, honey. There’s more!”

I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’?”

She said, “Well, we’re not having just ONE baby. We’re going to have TWINS!”

Amazed that she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked how she knew this.

She said, “Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the Twin-Pack home pregnancy test kit and both tests came out positive!”