The 710
Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, “What is a seven-hundred-ten?”
She replied, “You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.”
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, “Is there a 710 on this car?” She pointed and said, “Of course, its right there.”
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April 9th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
That was somewhat dificult to figure out for the Libraryian to help me with. I figured out that it was a auto part of some kind. But i forgot it was the oil cap. The Libraryian had a good laugh. Thanks for the e-mail on the 710! Sincerely, Sidney.
April 9th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
you are so funny
April 9th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
I may have been bleaching my hair for a lot of years, but even I can read OIL upside down. Now THAT is a DUMB blonde.
April 9th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
wait…i dont get it
April 11th, 2007 at 9:21 am
oh. I had to read the comments to get it!
April 14th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
that is so funny i may be a blond but even i am not that dumb
April 16th, 2007 at 10:06 pm
lol that wasen’t funny except the part that it was the oil cap and said oil upsidedown and i’m blond and i’m not that stupid i’m 11 years old and I don’t think that was funny to say it was a blond person because i’ve herd that stupid joke that blonds are stupid and there not do tou think it would be funny if I said you were stupid because of the color hair you had
April 18th, 2007 at 8:23 pm
LMAO OK this is to funny but I want to know how she lost the cap?
April 19th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Aparently, the woman is just driving her car without any knowledge of the parts in her car. However, is so funny, and It made me laugh so hard!
April 20th, 2007 at 10:24 am
So, at the dealership when they looked at the other car, the oil cap was upside down on that car too? It’s a cute joke but not very likely to be true.
April 21st, 2007 at 11:07 pm
ROFLMAO @ becky’s comment not only is she blonde but clueless at the same time. hopefully she’ll learn b4 she gets older.
April 23rd, 2007 at 9:52 am
That is hilarious!!!!!!
May 3rd, 2007 at 5:25 am
THAT WAS VERY CUTE–
HOWEVER, I DONT THINK THE OIL CAP HAS THE WORD OIL ON IT…….
WILL HAVE TO CHECK?????
May 3rd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
To Becky
You are to young to know what your talking about
May 12th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
beckie, yu will learn as you get older that it is very joyfull to hear a good blonde joke….ha ha ha ha …..im also blonde….and very funny joke..
June 26th, 2007 at 12:11 am
talking about engenering defect the oil cap should have never over turned past it’s point that way it would read oil
July 25th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
That was too dumb to be a good blonde joke.
August 13th, 2007 at 11:35 pm
Must be an American thing. In Australia, there’s nothing written on our oil caps. I guess even our blondes are smarter!
LOL!!
September 12th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
i shared this with a blonde friend on plentyoffish.com,and she replied…Yeah, yeah, that’s what she’s talking about!
March 30th, 2009 at 1:44 am
And the mechanic said, “It’s the oil cap you old woman…” lol
July 6th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Hiliarious…lol
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i love the ‘oil’ joke… so funny.
July 6th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Thanks for sending me that Jason.. Pure leg slapping moment
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even though ehm… am actually a blond