Made Me Laugh

- How come abbreviated is such a long word?
- If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
- Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
- Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have? (hmmm…interesting)
- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
- When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
- Do fish get cramps after eating?