Made Me Laugh

A 45-year-old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?”

God said, “No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

After she recovered, the woman decided to extend her hospital stay, so she could have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and whiten her teeth…since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it!

After healing up from her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by an ambulance and killed.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 43 years?? Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?”
God replied: “I didn’t recognize you.”