Very deep thoughts
Just when you thought it was over…More Deep Thoughts…
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn’t everyone just move 10 miles away?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, “Where’s the self-help section? She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
- Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn’t they be wearing night gowns?
June 28th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Hmm, some of your questions on above keeps me wondering…
Honestly, there are so many questions that left unexplained!
July 6th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Ha there’s some of these which make you laugh when you read them, but then, they’re also very logical, common sense. I liked this post- thanks!