Your New Name

How to come up with your new name:

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Leave a comment with your new name.

The following is excerpted from a children’s book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofusk
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = to es
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Now when you leave a comment…use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

No Responses to “Your New Name”

  1. Tootsie Dippinhiney Says:

    Funny…

  2. Wilson Pon Says:

    My new freaking name: Boobie Potty Dunkin! LOl

    Thanks for the creativity, I’m going to forward this stuff to my friends.

  3. Michaela Says:

    Goober Dippinsprinkles
    hahah thanks guys for the laughs

  4. Sloopy Chickenfanny Says:

    that is!

  5. KIm Says:

    I’m Sleezy ChickenChunks. :)

  6. Dorfus Gizzardbutt Says:

    thats my

  7. V Says:

    Great idea this, i dont know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. I never comment on those blogs, even when the content is great

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